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Chris Durang blogged about torture on Huffington today to promote his new play. It’s called, he writes. . .
Why Torture is Wrong, and the People Who Love Them, and — hoping you’ll forgive the “advertisements for myself” quality of this — it is a comedy, kind of in the Dr. Strangelove style but with a few more likable characters.
He agrees with Rich (see below) that the purpose of using techniques adapted from Chinese torturers seeking false confessions was not information discovery but rationales for pre-fab policy objectives (Iraq).
He doesn’t use the word treason.
He wants Obama to let investigations go forward without involving himself in them.
All very decent and moderate.
His post is neither in the Strangelove style, nor comedic, and it goes on and on and on.
Hopefully the play is tighter.
Its main characters are, he says, “a bit like Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski.”
I’ll wait to see it on YouTube.
Frank Rich, in his NY Times column last Sunday, is one of the few torture pundits who seems to get the point of why Bush administration architects of US torture policies should stand trial: the White House used torture, to produce not valuable truths, but useful lies.
The four recently released White House torture memos were designed to sanction the torture of “mastermind” Abu Zubaydah, a man known by then to be mentally unstable, a hireling who had not produced any new intelligence in the many years of his confinement. As Rich says:
…there were no links between 9/11 and Iraq, and the White House knew it. Torture may have been the last hope for coercing such bogus “intelligence” from detainees who would be tempted to say anything to stop the waterboarding.
In other words, the use of torture by the Bush White House was possibly not intended to produce intelligence — it was more likely designed to manufacture it. Pundits currently cogitating about “24,” ticking bombs and leaders “acting in good faith to protect our freedom” all know that this is what torture does best: it extracts from the victim whatever words the master wants or needs him to say, and the White House knew it.
When you look at the chronology of the recently released torture memos as Rich has done, and when you contemplate the obscenely inhumane treatment of Zubaydah (he was waterboarded at least 83 times in ‘02, long after any information he might ever have had would remain relevant), it’s hard to imagine that the intentions and actions of the administration in this case were strategically designed to protect our country. In fact, it’s hard to imagine that the administration’s intentions were anything but criminal, and if this is wrong, the parties concerned should have a chance to clear their ames of suspicion.
Obama needs to find another way to get this hot potato off his plate than to announce he’s not hungry. He can’t dismiss US approval of torture techniques as “The Past.” As had been pointed out by people who give a damn, all criminal acts take place in the past. Politically motivated uses of torture are not “mistakes” made in the fog of war; they are threats to our freedoms as great as any the enemy has thrown at us. You could go so far as to call it treason, and I wish one of those pussies with a pulpit would.
Andy Worthington has been doing superlative coverage of US torture-policy contortions now-in-progress. Among the gifts he has on offer are, 1) his book (click it to order) 2) this link to a piece by Philip Zelikow, the White Burkett Miller Professor of History at the University of Virginia and ex-deputy to Secretary Rice at Department of State, 2005-2007, and 3) the following comprehensive list of issue-links:
For a sequence of articles dealing with the use of torture by the CIA, on “high-value detainees,” and in the secret prisons, see: Guantánamo’s tangled web: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Majid Khan, dubious US convictions, and a dying man (July 2007), Jane Mayer on the CIA’s “black sites,” condemnation by the Red Cross, and Guantánamo’s “high-value” detainees (including Khalid Sheikh Mohammed) (August 2007), Waterboarding: two questions for Michael Hayden about three “high-value” detainees now in Guantánamo (February 2008), Six in Guantánamo Charged with 9/11 Murders: Why Now? And What About the Torture? (February 2008), The Insignificance and Insanity of Abu Zubaydah: Ex-Guantánamo Prisoner Confirms FBI’s Doubts (April 2008), Guantánamo Trials: Another Torture Victim Charged (Abdul Rahim al-Nashiri, July 2008), Secret Prison on Diego Garcia Confirmed: Six “High-Value” Guantánamo Prisoners Held, Plus “Ghost Prisoner” Mustafa Setmariam Nasar (August 2008), Will the Bush administration be held accountable for war crimes? (December 2008), The Ten Lies of Dick Cheney (Part One) and The Ten Lies of Dick Cheney (Part Two) (December 2008), Prosecuting the Bush Administration’s Torturers (March 2009), Abu Zubaydah: The Futility Of Torture and A Trail of Broken Lives (March 2009), Ten Terrible Truths About The CIA Torture Memos (Part One), Ten Terrible Truths About The CIA Torture Memos (Part Two), Who Authorized The Torture of Abu Zubaydah? (all April 2009). Also see the extensive archive of articles about the Military Commissions.
For other stories discussing the use of torture in secret prisons, see: An unreported story from Guantánamo: the tale of Sanad al-Kazimi (August 2007), Rendered to Egypt for torture, Mohammed Saad Iqbal Madni is released from Guantánamo (September 2008), A History of Music Torture in the “War on Terror” (December 2008), Seven Years of Torture: Binyam Mohamed Tells His Story (March 2009), and also see the extensive Binyam Mohamed archive. And for other stories discussing torture at Guantánamo and/or in “conventional” US prisons in Afghanistan, see: The testimony of Guantánamo detainee Omar Deghayes: includes allegations of previously unreported murders in the US prison at Bagram airbase (August 2007), Guantánamo Transcripts: “Ghost” Prisoners Speak After Five And A Half Years, And “9/11 hijacker” Recants His Tortured Confession (September 2007), The Trials of Omar Khadr, Guantánamo’s “child soldier” (November 2007), Former US interrogator Damien Corsetti recalls the torture of prisoners in Bagram and Abu Ghraib (December 2007), Guantánamo’s shambolic trials (February 2008), Torture allegations dog Guantánamo trials (March 2008), Sami al-Haj: the banned torture pictures of a journalist in Guantánamo (April 2008), Former Guantánamo Prosecutor Condemns “Chaotic” Trials in Case of Teenage Torture Victim (Lt. Col. Darrel Vandeveld on Mohamed Jawad, January 2009), Judge Orders Release of Guantánamo’s Forgotten Child (Mohammed El-Gharani, January 2009), Bush Era Ends With Guantánamo Trial Chief’s Torture Confession (Susan Crawford on Mohammed al-Qahtani, January 2009), Forgotten in Guantánamo: British Resident Shaker Aamer (March 2009), and the extensive archive of articles about the Military Commissions.
see here for his definitive Guantánamo prisoner list, published in March 2009.
Blackwater Inc., the mercenary army company known for its tendency to slaughter Iraqi civilians, is changing its name to “Xe,” according to AP.
Said a company spokesperson: ”It’s part of a re-branding effort to de-emphasize our private security work. It’s pronounced like the letter “Z,” and we chose it because “KKK” was already taken.”

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In a surprise move evidently pointed at reconciling the opposing sides of the torture divide, Barack Obama has appointed the character Dr. Gregory House of Fox Channel’s hit show “House” to be his new Torture Czar.
“Though a notoriously difficult person,” said Mr. Obama at a press conference given at one of Dick Cheney’s undisclosed locations, which was disclosed as a WW II era Sherman tank on display on the median of I-70 in the Wormwood District of Washington DC, “Dr. House has a good heart, and is well-versed in pain in all its many, many facets. He is conversant in both physical and mental agony, and is an authority on the speculative link between the two. He is uncannily proficient at making inferior people give him information by telling them what lying shits they are and not touching them, which, although not covered in the Army Field Manual, seems to be remarkably effective. He has also single-handedly made neediness cool, which is something for which liberal Americans have been hungering forever. His show is also broadcast on the network that has supplied us with some of the most egregiously fascistic and bullying conservative commentary that has ever been inflicted on the world. It is my hope that these two sides can come to a detente with this appointment.”
“For too long”, the President went on to say, “Americans have been required to stand idly by while their elected officials and military personnel have carried out their countries’ torture policies in secret, except for all the news coverage. They have felt left out, needy, isolated, tormented. Every day has been Black Friday; great sales, can’t get to them. No more. From this day forward, the torture of our enemies will be televised weekly on Fox, where Dr. House will grapple with tough moral cases about how much torture is ok, is it good torture or bad torture, who should be tortured, and whether or not medical personnel should engage in torture. I smell Emmys.”
Asked for comment, Jack Bauer of the Fox show “24″, contacted via a secure cell-phone connection that was surprisingly clear, lacking in the usual dead spots and break-ups, said: “That appointment was mine. Chloe, get me the president. I don’t want to do it, but if I have to beat the shit out of Greg House to save my country, I will. Inwardly, I’ll be conflicted about it, but it will be the right thing to do. We are running out of time, Chloe! And…I love you.”
— Scot Crawford

The week’s reading, straight off the razor wire:
From Global Research:
BAILOUT THIS!
The Stabilization of the Financial Sector: The Holy Grail of Economic Salvation
Idiocy is usually described as “endlessly repeating the same process, hoping for a different result”.
—Is it? I thought that was insanity. Or life. Or being human. Or just me.
Lawrence Summers, Timothy Geithner, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden et al are straining at the leash to get the Bailout Ball rolling once again. The stabilization of the financial sector, as elusive as it has been so far, has become the Holy Grail of Economic salvation… The Knights of the Oval Table are gathered to plan their mission as their beleaguered subjects are trying to batter down the castle gates….
—Oh, I get it, it’s like medieval times, you’re saying, but without the Black Plague and an average life-span of three months. And the country is being run by god-appointed monarchs and their cabal of the privileged, and everyone else is a filthy, illiterate, expendable serf. I don’t know. My credit cards still work, my car still runs, and I can still get a job. If I wanted to buy a cow and get to whatever status is just above peasant, I could, though it would stink up my apartment like crazy, though I could maybe sequester the methane and cook with it.
The question begs to be asked, and this is where the cynic in me dominates, what’s the plan?
—I wasn’t begging. I was waiting. Is it cynical to imply that the Dark Ages are returning? Might be just fuckin’ batshit.
When they [ the recipients of the TARP funds ] do fall will the Government nationalize the last one standing for the good of the country? This would be the coup of the millennium…To have this complete before the economy and society have completely broken down would be a good reason to declare a real National Emergency and declare Martial Law, the legislation, executive orders and infrastructure of which are already in place. How can one not be a cynic when we reflect on what has happened so far?
—You could start by slapping your inner cynic like you might a whimpering child. Sometimes corporal punishment works well. Then you could recall that America has gone through the boom and bust cycle of its economy since the outset, and we’re still here! And that corruption and cronyism and cooking the books have always been a sad but necessary and inevitable part of politics, and that transparency in government is always in part fictional. Or you could just take a xanax and calm the fuck down, and think about how far away from Martial Law the inauguration of this president was.
The numbers are in and the scam stands exposed to those who will look. Which way the story unfolds from here is anyone’s guess. But I am ready to bet that Congress will not include the OCC data in the upcoming debate on the next round of cash for the Banks.
—They probably won’t, but then, you already have the numbers so it would be kind of redundant and boring for you, so you’d have to change channels and watch Law and Order.
And as long as I’m prating:
The only people surprised or disappointed by the sort of thing in this article are the ones who thought that “Change” meant “Large-scale Change”. I think that even those who would never admit to thinking such a foolish thing were, in their heart of hearts, doing just that.
I’m the last one to ask about money related issues, but I can’t see what else the fed can do but what it’s doing. The “usual suspects” phenomenon isn’t avoidable, and abrupt, radical change isn’t desirable or possible. Who else you gonna get to handle the financial element of the society? People with PhDs in Social Work, Fine Art, and Talking to Plants?
For sure, the tracking of the funds so they aren’t just pointlessly thrown at the same folk who got us here to begin with seems to be missing, but, then again, who else are you gonna give the money to? Poor people? Me? We’ve already demonstrated quite amply that we don’t handle our money well, which is why privatizing Social Security is a bad idea, and was a non-starter even for a neo-con dominated gov.
Not that I’ve been paying close attention to things, I’ve been too busy going further into debt, but it seems to me that BO might be smart enough to realize that the New Deal didn’t work all that well, nor did trickle-down, when viewed from this distance, but they both worked a little at their time, and then capitalism gained traction and brought boom times back for a while, sometimes for everyone, always for some, never enough for the little people, and never wisely - with an eye on the future. Then the inevitable crash comes, of varying severity. Some moralizers of the first water went right to the idea that unregulated greed is behind everything. I think that it’s more like insane optimism and a specific brand of stupidity that led these highly-educated thieves to believe that they had come up with ways to avoid crashes by making the financial system so complicated only god himself could wrap his mind around it, though I don’t really see god as a money guy, but maybe he is. Sure, some of them are full-on greedy bastards who are in it for nothing more than to enrich themselves at the expense of poor people, and some of them are free-market true believers - they’re probably worse because they don’t even know they’re doing wrong, but I think most of them are hapless drones caught in a downward voritical swirl of beaurocracy from which it is impossible to extricate yourself once you’re in.
What is needed is a plan tailored for this particular moment, that includes some of the New Deal, some of Trickle Down. Keep taxes low for the majority so they can spend more, and for small businesses so they can stay afloat, keep taxes reasonable for the wealthy minority so they can spend and create jobs meanwhile they retain their admittedly egregiously profligate lives, cuz they ain’t giving them up; the American ethos that anyone can become rich isn’t going anywhere, even though it’s almost never true - people need their pathetic dreams. Come up with a middle-of-the-road healthcare plan that frees companies from having to cover employees so they can stay in business, and frees individuals from having to pay for either insurance, or all of their health needs out of pocket, so a cold doesn’t put them on the street. Consumerism and development and entrepreneurship should remain the drivers of the economy, it’s more a matter of what kind they should be. BO has the right idea: point development at sustainable energy industries. Keep people spending, but change the things they spend their money on. Don’t tell them they have to all switch to hybrids from SUV’s right this instant, sell them hybrid SUV’s, and big stupid trucks they can go four-wheeling in without polluting the planet too much. Don’t tell people they can’t eat steak anymore because of methane, change the way beef is produced so the animals get a better life, people eat less of it, and go back to a form of agriculture that recycles some of their waste, and sequesters or processes the rest of it to cut down on gases. Sure, there’s no such thing as clean coal, and to a point that term was invented to dupe idiots into thinking something environmentally sound was being done, but gullibility isn’t going anywhere either, and at least the idea is out there now. It all may be too little too late, and sheer population growth in the US may make European style socialism an inevitability, or the End of Days, but that’s a long difficult road.
How to do all this? Got me. But BO might be with it enough to realize that he needs an effective propoganda campaign to get people to change the way they live, without which change all is futile and we’re doomed, and having the idea of change in place is better than not. Maybe he’s smart enough to hire the people who came up with the caveman Geico commercials to sell his New New Deal and convince Muslims we don’t want them all dead ( though I kind of do if we could take out the Israelis too) instead of doing what Bush did, like hiring Karen Hughes to win the hearts and minds of Muslims by going over there and telling Muslim women she understood their lives because she had to juggle a career and being a mother, too, doing it in a hail of bullets evidently not being an important distinction.
I don’t have high hopes for BO, but he is at least a smart guy, and not an idealogue. They’re the ones to fear the most, because they’re never wrong. He’s not as liberal and progressive as I want him to be, but neither is anyone else. And he’s not a conservative, which is change enough for me for the moment. John Stuart Mill said it well: “Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative.”
But I think that BO at least has a shot, and two weeks isn’t quite enough time to judge him…gotta give him at least three…
I wanted BO take the oath of office at BB Kings Blues Club, or Burning Man, to prove he really is different, but I’ve given up hoping that a cool progressive will ever be in charge in a country that’s at least half social and/or political conservatives, not that, in my experience, all the people at BB Kings or Burning Man fit that description. A true progressive will probably never get the Big Chair, we aren’t allowed to kill conservatives even if we could reliably identify them all, and if we did, we would be kind of conservative ourselves. But, maybe it will finally come to that…which would at least be exciting. This depression shit is really boring…
Happy Super Bowl Sunday, probably our last, dammit. Now we’ll have to watch jousting….hey…I like that idea…
—Scot Crawford

The week’s reading, straight off the razor wire:
—Ah, the old “Old West” analogy. Would that it were accurate, and we could just hang you, you fucking idiot.

The week’s reading, straight off the razor wire:
From the NY Times:
PURPLE HEART IS RULED OUT FOR TRAUMATIC STRESS
The Pentagon has decided that it will not award the Purple Heart, the hallowed medal given to those wounded or killed by enemy action, to war veterans who suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder because it is not a physical wound.
—Right. Brains aren’t physical. They’re like…dreams or something…
The disorder, which may go unrecognized for months or years, can include recurring nightmares, uncontrolled rage and, sometimes, severe depression and suicide. Soldiers grappling with PTSD are often unable to hold down jobs.
—Because they’re pussies. And we have to watch them, cuz they might shoot themselves in the head just to get that medal, and the great jobs that go along with it…
“I’m glad they finally got something right,” said Jeremy Rausch, an Army staff sergeant who saw some of the Iraq War’s fiercest fighting in Adhamiya in 2006 and 2007. “PTSD can be serious, but there is absolutely no way to prove that someone truly is suffering from it or faking it.”
—Never been a purple heart awarded to someone who faked a physical wound.
Kevin Owsley, 47, who served in the Ohio National Guard in 2004 as a gunner on a Humvee and who is being treated for PTSD and traumatic brain injury, said he disagreed with the Pentagon’s ruling.
Unable to hold a job, Mr. Owsley supports his family on disability payments. This week he told his Veterans Affairs doctor he was fighting back suicidal impulses, something he has struggled with since his return. “You relive it every night and every day,” he said. “You dream about it. You can see it, taste it, see people getting killed constantly over and over.”
“It is a soldier’s injury,” he said, angrily, in a telephone interview on Wednesday.
—Yeah? Prove it, smart guy. Whoa, put the gun down!
But a Pentagon-supported service group, the Military Order of the Purple Heart, has strongly opposed expanding the definition to include psychological symptoms, saying it would “debase” the honor.
—Fuckin’ A right. And after being one of the losers who manages to get wounded fighting a bunch of cavemen when you’ve got laser guided missiles, predator drones, f-16’s, battleships, aircraft carriers, nuclear warheads, body armor, tanks, Subway sandwich shops, Netflix, Dick Cheney, the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders, nightvision goggles, and a $14 trillion dollar economy on your side, well, you don’t need any more debasement.
There have been recent changes in awarding Purple Hearts. The criteria was expanded in 2008 to include all prisoners of war who died in captivity, including those who were tortured. “There were wounds there,” Mr. Bircher said.
“You have to had shed blood by an instrument of war at the hands of the enemy of the United States,” he said. “Shedding blood is the objective.”
—Objective Accomplished! Where’s my aircraft carrier? Boy, we’re gonna run out of purple dye what with all the American troops being captured and tortured. It’s testament to the courage and fortitude of our troops that none of them have cracked and told the enemy how to make fire.
—Pesky question though, this medals thing. After all, the Purple Heart was originally given to troops who were good at soldiering, they didn’t have to get shot, like, back in the American Revolution days, when all of three soldiers were awarded the medal, George Washington’s “Badge of Military Merit” for “unusual gallantry” and “extraordinary fidelity and essential service.” Then, later, the military decided that you didn’t have to do anything but stand in the way of a bullet to get a medal. Wee debasement there, perhaps. Maybe the thing to do is come up with a new, debasement-proof medal, to be given to any soldier whose life is utterly destroyed by their service in pointless wars which have been totally misrepresented to them by their leaders! Like, the “Bloody Brain” for those with PTSD. The “Pallid Womb”for women who don’t conceive because their hubby got blown up by an IED. How about the ‘Torn Hair” for civilians whose government carries out policies over which they have not a speck of control!? We gotta open this thing up a little….
— Scot Crawford

The week’s reading, straight off the razor wire:
From HuffPost
MIAMI — State troopers are looking for a charity to take thousands of shoes that were dumped on a Miami expressway, tying up rush hour traffic.
—Wow. Quite the press conference. Try the Islamic League of Journalists, they’ll take them.
Lt. Pat Santangelo says the Florida Highway Patrol received a call about the shoes Friday morning. Santangelo says he’s not sure where the shoes came from.
—Isn’t it obvious? They came from the feet of all the dead Islamic journalists our Special Forces guys eliminated. It’s a fucking warning: America never forgets. Not even the little shit.
We’ve been unaccountably bad about staying on top of the flood of disaster lit pertaining to America’s various wars ( on crime, on terrorism, on drugs, on warming), but here are a few to busy you in your dungeon.

Clive Stafford Smith’s strangely charming memoir of his days defending detainees at the Guantanamo Bay gulag affably meanders into a boots-on-ground critique of pro-torture theory. Without ever fully defusing the logic of the “ticking bomb” rationale for torture, Smith reminds us in a civil, almost bemused way that this argument has little relevance to the reality of the cases he has seen. In the safety vs. justice debate, Smith’s argument amounts to: “You say our safety will be bought by torturing a bunch of people arrested at random for bounty? Does that mean that if I whomp your manroot with a mallet, you’ll come up with the unified field theory?”
With the cheerful perversity of a forensic entomologist, Jane Mayer dissects the Bush administration’s dark materials. You can get a taste of her journalistic mojo and glee from her July 14th Harper’s interview. The main thrust of her epee skewers the illegality as well as the inefficacy of “The Program” (as the fasces of Cheney’s sadistic interrogation policies are known). Mayer busts the users and dares to speak their names. A staff reporter for the New Yorker since 1995, she has been filing regular reports on the war on terror since ‘03, and a number of her pieces can be found on their site:
The Search for Osama — The Dark Sites — Outsourcing Torture — and more.
and don’t forget these two:
Without an inside track or an investigator’s skills, Rees cuts to the war’s quick. He’s clear-eyed, profane and funny. His computer-graphic everybodies, like us, find themselves sinking in quicksand; we know better than to struggle; but that doesn’t mean that we can’t complain. David Rees rocks.
by Lynn Phillips
(If you’re going to do it, do it right.)Self-Loathing for Beginners is a wickedly funny guide to appreciating self-loathing properly done. Whatever your current level of self-loathing expertise, SL4B’s quizzes, lists, and sidebars will help you to style your self-loathing to succeed in fashion, show business, interpersonal relationships and art. And that is great news, because maximizing your self-loathing is a trend you’ll hate yourself if you miss.
David Rees’s Get Your War On is a great running satire of how the Iraq war gets embedded in middle-class workaday culture. Already out in print and theatrical forms, it’s now being animated and appearing online weekly
Anthony Lane’s review of Mamma Mia! in the July 28th New Yorker Magazine is a zealous and amusing tit-biter. Here’s a taste:
The legal definition of torture has been much aired in recent years, and I take “Mamma Mia!” to be a useful contribution to that debate. In a way, the whole film is a startling twist on the black art of rendition: ordinary citizens, often unaware of their own guilt, are spirited off to a secure environment in Eastern Europe, there to be forced into a humiliating and often painful confession of sins past. “I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind,” in the bitter words of Sam.
Mangiate!

The week’s reading, straight off the razor wire:
I’m inspired. To kill myself…
DISSIDENT’S TALE OF EPIC ESCAPE FROM IRAN’S VISE
WASHINGTON — After three days on the run, Ahmad Batebi picked his way down a rocky slope to the stream that marked Iran’s border with Iraq. His Kurdish guides, who had led Mr. Batebi, an Iranian dissident, through minefields and dodged nighttime gunfire from border guards, passed him to a new team of shadowy human smugglers.
At the age of 31, after nearly eight years in Iranian prisons, subjected to torture and twice taken to the gallows and fitted with a noose, Mr. Batebi had fled.
His awakening began in fourth grade, when his teacher, fed up with the distortions of an official history textbook, burst out: “Go out and read other things to try to get the truth.”
A few weeks later came the stoning. Though forbidden by his mother, he slipped out of the house to see the commotion near his school. He saw a man, accused of adultery, buried to the waist, his head covered with a sack that turned red as Revolutionary Guards hurled chunks of concrete. A mullah standing atop a wall gave the orders, and an ambivalent crowd of neighbors looked on.
—I have an idea. Let’s invade Iran and kill all the religious leaders. And hey, let’s get the “ambivalent neighbors” too. Has anyone thought of that?
Years later, he would witness public hangings and dismemberments. “But nothing had the impact of that stoning,” he said. “I thought, This can’t be Islam.”
—Oh, but it is. When my country tortures people, especially innocent ones, I think; “This can’t be America.” But it is.
Mr. Batebi described 17 months in solitary confinement, including repeated torture by interrogators trying to force him to say on television that the famous T-shirt was stained with paint or animal blood.
His jailers thrashed him with a metal cable, beat his testicles and kicked in his teeth, he said. They held his face down in a pool of excrement. They tied his arms behind his back and hung him from the ceiling. At other times, strapping him to a chair, they kept him awake night after night, cutting him and rubbing salt into the wounds.
To stave off madness, he said, he fought back. “If the interrogator cursed me, I would curse him back,” he said. “If the interrogator hit me, I’d try to hit him back.”
—Hey, now, that’s the wrong approach to getting tortured. You’re supposed to get all pliable and helpful. I’ll send you the manual.
The United Nations was arranging a placement in Sweden when Ms. Mazahery called to say that the United States had granted Mr. Batebi’s request for “humanitarian parole,” a relatively rare measure used in cases of danger or political importance.
When his flight from Vienna landed at Dulles Airport in Virginia in late June, Mr. Batebi was astonished to see that the airport worker waving the jet into the gate was a Muslim woman wearing a tight head scarf.
—You were astonished? To see a symbol of Islam? Huh. I’d think you’d be all like, “Oh, fuck, Islam! Noooooooo!”
Mr. Batebi speaks of working from afar for peaceful change in Iran. He recoils when asked about the possibility of American military action against Iran, saying that if the United States attacked, “I might go back and fight for my country myself.”
—Well, ok. But we’ll have to torture you first. You know the drill.
He has some ordinary goals, the dreams of a man who spent most of his 20s in a prison cell. He wants to study politics and sociology, he said, and work as a photojournalist. He wants to play guitar. He thought for a moment, then he remembered one more modest ambition.
“I want to fish!” Mr. Batebi said, his face relaxing into a smile. “I’m going to go fishing!”
—Oh, great. So you’re gonna throw a baited hook in the water, jam it into a fish’s mouth, yank him from his environment, club him to death, and eat him. Gonna try and get some information from him? Because he might get mad and just fight back to keep from going insane. This can’t be Islam.

The week’s reading, straight off the razor wire:
Makes it all seem worth it:
ATHLETES DISABLED BY WARS LEAD IRAQI TEAM IN WORLD GAMES
Iraqis love sports. Anyone who doubts it should consider the rat-a-tat of automatic weapons fired after every Iraqi soccer victory.
—Well, I’m not gonna doubt it unless they put the guns down. But maybe the shooting of the guns isn’t a good way to measure their enthusiasm. They seem to kind of do that whatever happens.
Yet after five years of war, Iraq’s chances of fielding a competitive Olympic team are vanishingly small.
—Give it time. When Head Drilling makes it out of the Special Olympics and into the big time, they’ll take the gold. Weird the Scots didn’t come up with that one.
And a blind athlete, Qasim Muttar, who was a promising player of goalball — soccer played with a ball that contains bells — died after being run over by an American convoy while crossing a street.
— Americans are notoriously competitive, you can tell by the missiles and bombs if you doubt it, and goalball is starting to really take off in America. Here they call it “Libertyball”, though.
The poverty that forced Rasul Kadhim to hawk nuts from an iron street cart in Sadr City, a Baghdad slum, as a child also paved his road to Beijing. In a story typical for the mostly poor, disabled men on his team, Mr. Kadhim, a weight lifter, sculptured his torso into pure muscle by pushing the 200-pound cart, though polio had paralyzed one of his legs. “I pushed the cart with only one leg,” he said. “But I always had the strength, the power.”
And in a sad twist, also not atypical, Mr. Kadhim’s older brother, who had inspired him to leave the cart and go into sports, was killed by a car bomb in 2006 on the same dusty street where Mr. Kadhim had worked.
“God willing, I will win a medal for Iraq,” he said.
—He’s shown himself to be pretty much on your side so far.
Two years ago, for example, all 18 members of the Olympic tae kwon do team were kidnapped and killed in Anbar Province in western Iraq while returning from a match.
—Ok, Ok, you guys love sports! Got it!
— Scot Crawford