The Secret Life of Kitty Lyons Archive Index
KITTY FOR FREE
All of the following episodes in Kitty’s hyper-active fantasy life will be archived on this site eventually. But nerve.com has recently made its complete Kitty Lyons archive free (it used to be accessible to subscribers only), and you can explore the whole set in chronological order through their menu, or search nerve.com for “Maggie Cutler” or “Kitty Lyons” and the columns will come up. And while you’re there, perhaps you’ll meet someone as politically active as Kitty.
- The Law
- John Ashcoft — Apr. 30, 2001
- Antonin Scalia — Apr. 11,2000
- Clarence Thomas — Print and online, 2001
- The Girls
- Mary Cheney and Candace Ginrich — Aug. 29, 2000
- Linda Chavez — Jan. 16, 2001
- Monica Lewinsky — Jan. 18, 2000
- Hillary Clinton — Feb, 29, 2000
- Warriors
- John McCain — Feb. 15, 1999
- Colin Powell — Oct. 17, 2001
- Bob Kerry and Tim McVeigh — May 9, 2001
- Show Biz
- Jesse Ventura — Dec. 7, 1999
- Lizzie Grubman — Aug. 14, 2001
- Puff Daddy — Mar. 27, 2001
- The Lawless
- Osama bin Laden — Nov. 15, 2001
- Marc Rich & Linda Rich — Feb 13, 2001
- Pat Buchanan — Nov. 10, 1999
- Gary Condit & Chandra Levy — Sept. 26, 2001
- The Undead
- Jesse Helms — Aug8 1, 2000
- Dick Cheney — Mar. 13, 2001
- Alan Greenspan — Jan. 4, 2000
- Culturati
- Dan Rather — Nov. 21, 2000
- Mike Wallace — Aug. 15, 2000
- Oprah Winfrey and Donna Hanover — Apr. 25, 2000
- The Presidents
- Bill Clinton — Dec. 19, 2000
- Abe Lincoln — Jan. 22, 2002
- Nixon’s shrink
- George W. Bush in 2020 — Feb. 27, 2001
- Moguls
- Jeff Bezos — Jul. 10, 2001
- Steve Case — Feb. 1, 2000
- Ted Turner — Jun. 6, 2000
- Donald Trump — Nov. 24, 1999
- Craig Venter — Jan. 2, 2001
- Also-Rans
- Bush v. Gore — Dec. 5, 2000
- Joseph Lieberman — Sept. 26, 2000
- Rudy Giuliani — Dec. 21, 1999
- Rudy Giuliani & Donna Hannover(Cats and Dogs) — May. 23, 2000
- Ralph Nader — Oct. 24, 2000
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